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Анекдоты на английском языке. Английские анекдоты. English Jokes.


 

- Meet my new born brother!

- Oh, he is so handsome! What’s his name?

- I don’t know. I can’t understand a word he says

 

- My name is Justin Brax. Who are you?

- Well, my name is well-known. You could see me in movies.

- Where do you usually sit there?

 

- Oh. my dear ,you have no idea how grateful I am for your present!

- Did you really want to have it?

- That’s just what I need to exchange for what I want.

 

- Honey, thanks a lot for dinner

- Don’t mention it

- Could you tell me what was on my plate in case I have to describe it to my doctor.

 

-I’m really very sorry to leave. Don’t trouble to see me to the door

-It’s no trouble. It’s a pleasure!

 

-Excuse me mum for breaking dad’s pipe. I’m so sorry about it.

-Have you told your daddy yet?

 -I have.

-What did he say?

-Shall I leave a rude words?

-Certainly.

-He said nothing

 

-Hey! Tom ! Have you forgotten you owe me 20 dollars?

-No, not yet. Give me time and I will.

 

-Why are you jumping down like that?

-The doctor game me a mixture and I forgot to shake the bottle.

 

-When I go to Paris, should I bring you Matisse or Picasso?

-Well ,I think all French cars are just the same.

 

-Hello .Is it 122345456?

-No, sorry. We don’t have phone at all.